Old People are Funny

The whole family went out to lunch today and as we were leaving there was this big Cadillac with this ancient man at the wheel driving across the parking lot about to hit us. Raif slammed on the brakes and hit the horn. The man stopped and turned to look at us and first put up his pointer finger, then two fingers and finally three fingers and kept looking increasingly annoyed as he went. It took me a moment to figure out that he was trying to flick us off but either couldn't remember which finger or couldn't get his middle finger up. Silly old people.